Well I don’t think that 255 characters is enough for my Grindr profile, so here is my attempt to create a more inadept profile

Why I’m *not* here for …
❌ To be your next OnlyFans or similar adult content subscriber
❌ Look for an escort
❌ Look for a masseur (see above)
❌ Want to join your “this is better than Grindr” web shite

Don’t ask if I can meet right now (RN)
❌ If I don’t have 👀 anywhere on my profile (aka the “eyes”)
❌ I’m not under the 💦 “Right Now” listing (aka “spunk”)
As I’m fed up of being randomly chatting (especially guys without pics) asked and blocked if I can’t meet you there and then If you have a blank profile and no pics = ignored/hide my profile please only message with pics If I’m too old for you = I hide my profile

I’m not looking for
🐱 The only pussy I’m interested has four legs a tail and either purr or meow I’m only looking for dudes