Well I don’t think that 255 characters is enough for my Grindr profile, so here is my attempt to create a more inadept profile
| Why I’m *not* here for … |
|---|
| ❌ Be your next OnlyFans or similar adult content subscriber |
| ❌ Looking for an escort |
| ❌ Looking for a masseur (see above) |
| ❌ Want to join your “this is better than Grindr” web shite |