Well I don’t think that 255 characters is enough for my Grindr profile, so here is my attempt to create a more inadept profile
| Why I’m *not* here for … |
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| ❌ To be your next OnlyFans or similar adult content subscriber |
| ❌ Look for an escort |
| ❌ Look for a masseur (see above) |
| ❌ Want to join your “this is better than Grindr” web shite |
| Don’t ask if I can meet right now (RN) |
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| ❌ If I don’t have 👀 anywhere on my profile (aka the “eyes”) |
| ❌ I’m not under the 💦 “Right Now” listing (aka “spunk”) |
| As I’m fed up of being randomly asked and blocked if I can’t meet you there and then |
| I’m not looking for |
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| 🐱 The only pussy I’m interested has four legs a tail and either purr or meow I’m only looking for dudes |